it has always been my contention that san marvellous lies within one of the invisible cultural/culinary zones that stretch throughout the state, generally changing appreciably as one moves north or south.  the stretch where i currently reside is central texas, and in my mind, the purest form of unlettered, everyday, non reconstructed or interior mexified folk tex-mex is to be found here. what you find in austin is either too influenced by the senora kennedy, hipsters, or people freshly immigrated, and san antonio is the beginning of norteno texmex, which is a style all its own.

what constitutes real tex mex is this: a pale brown puree of lard and pinto beans, a yellowish to orangish short grain rice that has been fried in lard, then simmered in chicken stock, enchiladas in any type of sauce, so long as it has been sourced from a can (or a jar, if what you ordered was mole), and the whole covered in an extruded sort of bright yellow cheese that is midway between velveeta and that gooey pseudo dairy substance adorning gas station nachos. all this on a burning hot plate that the waitress (sometimes with a sweaty lady stache) warns you not to touch.

which brings us to today’s fabulous decor.  somebody please enlighten me, but what exactly is it called when the thing on the wall is a painted metal sheet? of a stereotypical “mexican” street, hanging in the sterile confines of a strip mall restaurant?

i was kind of horrified because people were courteously getting out of the way so i could take a picture and smiling, brimming with good old fashioned down home small town friendliness.  note the gentleman below, who surely wanted to know why i was taking his picture.  sadly, this was really the only good item in the place—it has very little in the way of wall space because the other two sides are all glass windows.


however, despite this distinct disadvantage, they did make an attempt at the obligatory marian nicho found in all taquerias, (and sometimes a saint martin too for good measure) though this was stuck on a kind of credenza in the anteroom of the restaurant.

it is so lovely to see her tenderly blessing the coffee news!, which must be some sort of community newspaper.

Anonymous asked: Hey, where are all those I-phone photos you took over the years? C

they are on flickr. i might have to pull them up, if the decor has changed. :p

yes, it is bad. on Flickr.
i think this is faintly obscene.  actually, no. it is obscene.  because if they kiss…
this is hanging in one of my favorite taquerias in town that happens to live in a building that used to be a bus stop.  they have some interesting stuff on the outside of the building too, but i will save that for another time.
i think i ought to give out my standard disclaimer—i don’t take pictures very well, and usually i have to do it in a sneaky manner with my phone because the waitstaff in these places get really nervous and grumpy and defensive.  probably because they incorrectly surmise that i am laughing my head off at their life choices, when in reality, i am just fascinated at what is on the walls. that being said, please note this documentation is for research purposes, only.

yes, it is bad. on Flickr.

i think this is faintly obscene.  actually, no. it is obscene.  because if they kiss…

this is hanging in one of my favorite taquerias in town that happens to live in a building that used to be a bus stop.  they have some interesting stuff on the outside of the building too, but i will save that for another time.

i think i ought to give out my standard disclaimer—i don’t take pictures very well, and usually i have to do it in a sneaky manner with my phone because the waitstaff in these places get really nervous and grumpy and defensive.  probably because they incorrectly surmise that i am laughing my head off at their life choices, when in reality, i am just fascinated at what is on the walls. that being said, please note this documentation is for research purposes, only.

i am moving back to my hometown, after nearly 20 years of living a charming, weird, and increasingly unsustainably expensive life in austin. 

this is something that distresses me to no end, because when i took off in a rage with san marvellous (not it’s real name, but take a wild guess) glowering in my rearview mirror after jumping out the window of my parents’ house, i swore i would never come back again.

thankfully my natal province isn’t terribly far away to civilization, but i have to have something to do while i am living here in exile.  otherwise i fear i will perish from creeping rustication.  it is my considered opinion that besides the university and the river, san marvellous is distinguished by the sheer density of the number of taquerias and iffy mexican food places for such a small town, and by the quaintly hideous quality of the decor and art one finds in these establishments.  

so this is a hobby to stave off boredom while i am stuck being a san martian….